1)
JL: I don’t want to kiss lips that touched boogers.
2)
CB: How much would it take for you to eat a hot dog out of someone’s vagina?
JL: Whose vagina?
CB: Does it matter?!
3)
JR: A driveway is not a driveway, mommy. It’s not.
4)
JR: Just because a butt stinks does not mean someone pooped. Nobody pooped.
5)
JL: This is the first time I’ve been drunk at a child’s birthday party.
Posted on May 31st 2014 in Journal
