aged like a fine cheese

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Well today is my birthday (33rd for those of you keeping track).  Wait, 33 is the new 23 right?  Right?

Ah whatever … it’s just a number, but I have to say I was a bit annoyed with the observation C made this morning.  When he arrived home from work, he greeted me in bed with a tray containing some mini-cinnamon buns, mini blueberry biscuits, and a Chai Latte, a nice card, plus a couple of poinsettias.  Yum!  Well not yum about the plants.  I think those things are actually poisonous… festive, yet poisonous.

So I gobbled up my sweet treats while we chatted for a bit.  He then made the quip “You’re almost to your mid-thirties now!”  Great.  Thanks for pointing that out!  I mean putting it that way really makes it sound ancient.  The strange thing, though, is I feel exactly the same as I did when I was 19 years old.  Well, maybe not exactly.  I think now I feel a lot more confident and happy than I did then, but other than that…not really much different in the way I feel.  Or act for that matter…

I wonder if it will always be like this – feeling the same way no matter what age I am.  I explicitly remember when I was in high school thinking how much different I’d be “when I got older.”  Embarrassingly, one of the specific differences I had assumed was that I’d know how to style my hair when I “got older”  (which clearly hasn’t happened), but stuff like that.  Trivial things, but I had all these thoughts.

I still think I’ll somehow “be different” later on, like in 10 or 20 years.  Not sure in what regard though, it’s just sort of a vague assumption.  Why I make this assumption, I don’t know because obviously it was wrong before!

Posted on November 28th 2010 in Journal

shreddin’

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So I rented a new workout dvd from Netflix.  It’s Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred and holy shit…  Twenty minutes of non-stop work.    I’ve been so incredibly sore.  Well not so bad today but the first couple of days were bad; I could barely stand up without looking  like an elderly woman with a broken hip.

This can only mean it’s working, and despite being so short of a workout I actually sweated (which normally doesn’t happen with my Fit TV workouts, some of which are an hour long).  So I have high hopes for it.  I really just want a toned stomach.  I think I need to lose maybe 15lbs, tone up, and we’ll be good to go.

I hate feeling like such a fat-ass all winter, unable to go outside to do anything active because it’s so freaking freezing.  I figure I’ll give this a try first to see how it works, then if I still need more I’ll just join the Y or something.  Kind or pricey but it might be cool to have access to a pool 🙂

Posted on November 22nd 2010 in Journal

whatever works, right?

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People don’t need pills, absurdly unsustainable fad diets, or grueling exercise regiments to lose weight.  Instead, all they need to do is watch The Biggest Loser.  Man, that show will kill your appetite as fast as you can say ‘Oreo.’  Not only will you feel like avoiding any food, there’s a very strong possibility that once you start watching these walruses take their shirts off to get weighed in front of everyone, much like a cow at a 4-H auction, you’ll hop on your bike / elliptical / treadmill / whatever else fitness machine you may have and put in some serious cardio!

Posted on November 16th 2010 in Journal

faux spying

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Whenever I’m riding in a car around town at night, I try to look inside people’s houses in hopes of seeing something interesting.  Hey, if people have their shades wide open, lights on, and are in front of the windows then in my view they want to show off.  My definition of interesting would be oblivious naked people, ugly fat people having sex (or ok, anyone having sex), crazies, or something else non-boring.

So far no luck.  It’s mostly televisions that I see.  If I do see people, they’re usually sitting watching the television.

oblivious fat, naked guy

Posted on November 11th 2010 in Journal

moving in reverse…

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Work is stressful and busy lately.  Typical year-end crunch stuff.  The difference this year though is that employees are no longer allowed to carry over unused vacation days.  We now have the ‘use it or lose it’ policy.  So in prior years, if you had a deadline at year end, you could forgo using a couple of your days in order to get your stuff done,  and just carry them over.  Now we don’t have that option.

It’s kind of coming to a head now, too.  We have people with 2, 3, even 4 weeks left to use at this time of year!  So basically between that and the holiday time off, they’ll be at work very little for the remainder of the year, thus leaving the work uncompleted.  So if you need to work with any of these people, you’re going to be out of luck until after January 1.  I personally only have 4 days left so will be one of the sad sacks hanging  around work during the week of xmas, but I seem to be the exception.

I think this might be one of those unintended consequences of the company implementing this new policy.  Don’t get me wrong – the policy is pretty standard, really, and I am just glad I get so much vacation time at all.  I usually have no problem using it up, and I try to use it up during summer rather than saving it for the holiday season.  But a lot of people like to save days until the end just in case something comes up that they’ll need to take time off.  Then it gets down to the wire, and they have to use their remaining days because it would be insane to just lose them.  So if you have a heavy workload (like we all do) this time of year when everyone is trying to get projects done before the end of the year, you’re screwed.

Some things just won’t get done that were expected to be done, and that’s the reality of it.  So it kind of made me wonder today whether there was a reason our company allowed for carry-over days in the first place, and now we’re kind of going backwards.

I mean, everyone agrees that most companies say ‘use it or lose it’ and that’s standard.  But we didn’t have that policy for years.  Why?  Maybe it was just an extra perk, who knows, but maybe someone at some point made the conscience decision to allow carry over considering work loads.  The policy would seem to help people manage their projects better, particularly at year end.  If you needed an extra few days to finish something up, no problem.  You could forgo your time off and finish the job, then use up your days maybe after the holidays when things settle down.

At any rate, the whole thought of moving backward reminds  me of politics in the US these days.  I hear a lot of libertarian drivel about free markets and removing regulation, restriction, yadda yadda yadda, and just let things happen as they will.  But we have reasons for regulations, like EPA restrictions.  We have reasons for employments laws against discrimination.  So it really scares me to hears these sort of libertarian, “tea party” ideas that will plop us back 30 years+ or so.

We can’t leave it to the goodness of a corporation’s heart to do the right thing because the free market will punish them if they don’t.  That may or may not be true, but in the meantime significant and / or irreversible damage could be done to us as a society or to our environment.  For example, should we let a corporation get away with lying about the safety of their product, or disguising something harmful ?  Their motive is to sell at the highest margin.  You think Marlboro would put a cancer warning on their packaging if they didn’t have to?  You think they would avoid marketing to children in order to create life-long addicts if they didn’t have to?  Should a nuclear facility be allowed to dump their waste into our rivers and lakes because it is cheap and convenient for them?

It’s just all so backwards.  Yikes…

Posted on November 9th 2010 in Journal

Those shitting daschunds

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Wiener dogs suck.

I’m so sick of going into the dining room, pulling my chair out to sit down to eat, and finding a pile of dog sausages in the corner.  It’s that damned Zoe.  She’s so afraid and needy that she won’t even go to the door when she’s got to shit.  She’ll just go squeeze out a few tootsies in the corner when we’re busy with something and not paying attention.

Shit on the floor is bad enough, but now we have a curious toddler exploring every nook and cranny of the house and I am going to be really pissed off if she finds and brings me a turd.  I’ll be even more pissed off if she tastes a turd.  Then we’re going to have a dead dog on our hands…

And Zeus isn’t innocent in all this, oh no sir.  I think the shitting on the dining room floor was his idea, and he’s been caught in the act in the past.  Not to mention his leg-lifting problem, thus the need to wear a doggie diaper in the house because I will not  be one of those people with a piss-soaked smelling house.

And people are always incredulously asking me why I am a cat person… hmm I wonder.

Posted on November 7th 2010 in Journal