I just saw the most annoying, irritating, cringe-inducing commercial ever broadcast in history. No hyperbole here – it is THE worst I’ve seen to date. If you asked me to write some commercials that would make me squirm in anger and disdain, this one would have been on my list. Probably #3 on my list…
It’s for Listerine- that new commercial where people are loudly swishing the liquid in their mouths to the tune of Tchaikovsky’s (yes, had to look up the spelling) 1812 Overture. Holy shit… I hate hearing liquids, solids, liquefied solids, crunching, slurping, and pretty much any other repulsive mouth noise you can think of coming from anyone. Ever.
I will not be purchasing any Listerine product until this disgusting swishing noise leaves my mind, which very well may be never.
