Memoirs Of J

After careful examination and analysis, I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 most irritating things about MT.  Here’s what made the cut, in no particular order:

1. MT’s breath is rancid.  Hint:  brush your damn teeth, then use some Listerine!  Hell, you may even want to invest in some doublemint or something…
2. The way MT will rub his/her eyes and they make this squishy, disgusting sound.  Sick… I don’t need to hear your apparently excessive eye fluid squeaking around in there.  It makes me want to vomit!
3. The way MT will lean back when sitting while extending his/her arms up, hands laced behind the head.  First, everyone knows this is a classic posture of superiority or dominance, and … just no.  That makes me laugh out of pity and disdain.  Second, it reminds me of a position in which to receive a BJ which is just another horrifying image.
4. The relentless stuttering and stammering when flustered or confused, which is quite often.
5. The total lack of memory and retention.

Pretty much