- How people can eat runny eggs. Regular eggs are revolting enough with their horrendous taste, odor, and texture, but runny yolks remind me of an ass oozing with radioactive yellow diarrhea. There’s no way you should be eating the liquefied innards of avian reproductive parts.
- Seriously, this cannot look appetizing to a sane person
- How crazy right-wingers claim to be strict constitutionalists in one breath, claiming that the 2nd amendment guarantees them the right to openly take their bazookas to the grocery store on a Sunday morning because, hey, you just never know when and where an enemy army will strike, yet in the next breath claim that the US is a “Christian nation.” What part of “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” is unclear or open to interpretation at all? You can’t fervently worship and deify the US Constitution, but choose to ignore the first sentence in the first amendment of the Bill of Rights! That’s insanity and pure delusion!
F*ck yeah, Amurika!!!
- How some people hate cats. Cats are basically self-sufficient creatures that provide occasional companionship (as they sleep approximately 22 hours per day). They don’t need to be exercised, house-trained, kenneled when you go on vacation, nor do they demand your constant attention. They clean themselves, they don’t bark or jump up on guests, or have excitement piddle. Now compare this with the traits of another very popular domestic pet. It’s obvious which pet is superior. It’s even more obvious that there’s no reason to hate cats, even if you prefer dogs. Well, unless you only like needy and demanding creatures…and if that’s the case you should just get a baby. They’re cuter and smell better.
Please don't hate me!
Posted on February 5th 2011 in Journal
